Breathe.

mamrie:

tyleroakley:

gracehelbig:

comets-rockets-helbig:

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mamrie hart everyone

I LOVE THIS TOO MUCH

MAMRIE WHAT IS HAPPENING

INTERVIEWS ALWAYS BE CREEPING UP BEHIND ME.

vintagegal:

Marilyn Monroe and Arthur Miller photographed by Sam Shaw, 1957

maybenotboring:

and at no point has anyone thought “maybe we should not build a giant flammable goat this year”

maybenotboring:

and at no point has anyone thought “maybe we should not build a giant flammable goat this year”

Lovely Freckled faces Part 1.

pinkvelourtracksuit:

fall aesthetic:
one titty out
burgundy lips
a glass of wine in one hand

boobpocalypse:

“we accept the lesbians we think we deserve”

“and in that moment, I swear we were lesbians”

“lesbians is catching”

“to lesbians and beyond!”

“to porcelain, to ivory, to lesbians”

“lesbians is coming”

“a lesbians always pays their debt”

“fire cannot kill a lesbians”

officialtokyosan:

letsrevince:

tforge13:

wordssetinstony:

tricksterkids:

cadegrey:

mjwatson:

i don’t really understand where penises go when boys wear pants

sometimes to the left

sometimes to the right

sometimes up

sometimes down

sometimes painful

sometimes not

depends

take it back now y’all

One hop this time

please don’t jump on my penis

too late

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WHERE THE FUCK DID YOU EVEN GET THAT HOLY SHIT

carbkingg:

This motherfuckin red panda has more upperbody strength than I do

carbkingg:

This motherfuckin red panda has more upperbody strength than I do

nikaalexandra:

anyone who says cats are the only assholes has clearly never owned a dog

lexlifts:

werrrkkk

lexlifts:

werrrkkk

juilan:

There’s a helicopter circling my neighborhood. I knew I shouldn’t have torrented the complete 2nd season of Wizards Of Waverly Place

clannyphantom:

*takes gulp of vodka straight from the bottle* my day was fine

feline-ranger:

causenotsymptom:

malformalady:

Glass headstones

Imagine a graveyard full of these on a sunny day. It would be so beautiful.

I would position mine so that every day when the sun was in the right position it would set fire to the roof of someone I hated, thus achieving revenge from beyond the grave every single day.

feline-ranger:

causenotsymptom:

malformalady:

Glass headstones

Imagine a graveyard full of these on a sunny day. It would be so beautiful.

I would position mine so that every day when the sun was in the right position it would set fire to the roof of someone I hated, thus achieving revenge from beyond the grave every single day.