Your head is your own demon, how can you hide from that? ~Josie
|—||My doctor when I told her I had no reason to be sad (via aurelle)|
jesus, take the wheel. now put it in first - no, put the clutch in and - jesus, what the fuck, you said you could drive stick
The only videogame levels: grass, egypt, fish, trees and hell
world’s okayest friend
when youre desperate to see if someone is hot
Aries: dirt pile
Cancer: ANGRY nerdlord
Leo: feisty young’n
Virgo: strategically draped piece of fabric
Libra: anime trash
Scorpion: le hawt nb yaoiz partner
Sagittarius: cutie patoot but also NEEEEEEEEERD
Capricorn: the coolest cat around
Aquarius: emotional wreck but MY emotional wreck
Pisces: avril lavigne fan
when u hear ur name in a conversation
ok but can we just appreciate how detailed mario’s shoe is
Stardust (2007), dir. Matthew Vaughn"So what’s the problem?"
"It’s my reputation."
"No, no. Don’t be silly. Nonsense."
"It’s all right, Captain. We always knew you were a whoopsie."